Mr. T's Romance Advice

Listen up, sucka! I pity the fool that forgets to get his sweetie something nice for Valentine's Day. Take my advice, chump, gold chains are always a good choice. But no matter what, if you forget, you're gonna be wishin' that I was your Valentine…and if that don't scare you, you are a fool.

01/26/2000

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